one-time-i-dreamt:

ALT

And why did the value plummet, Marissa? Why did it plummet?

powerburial:

DJ: I want to see everyone in here go to heaven right now

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topoillogical:

clitfisto:

hm actually i made a joke poll like this a while back but now im genuinely curious

assuming any disabilities are accommodated for and you have enough leisure time for art and hobbies, what job could/would you do on the leftist commune?

food production (farming, hunting, harvesting, etc)

food preparation/processing (cooking, baking, cleaning, butchering, etc)

construction trades (carpentry, engineering, brickwork, etc)

infrastructure trades (plumbing, electrical, water, etc)

sanitation (trash disposal, cleaning, etc)

restorative justice (counselling, conflict resolution, addiction support, etc)

medical (first aid, surgery, medicine production/distribution, etc)

other production (textiles, furniture, tools, etc)

something else (share in the tags!)

disability would still keep me from working

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toocooltobehipster:

I FEEL SO SORRY FOR H IM OMG ME

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introvertunites:

If you’re an introvert, follow @introvertunites.

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jay-jinxed-me:

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waka-the-gods-gift-to-man:

leolion98:

kittensinsocks24:

A series of fake numbers to leave behind.

1-888-447-5594 - Easter egg number for finishing God of War, contains a dramatic speech. Personal favorite.

605-475-6968 - Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned ya down, buddy

888-276-6760 - The 24-hour Klu Klux Klanline where you can get a FREE INFORMATION BOOKLET!!!!1!

866-740-4531 - Only responds with “I am Groot”

206-569-5829 - Seattle radio station “Loser Line”. If they leave a weird voicemail, it could get broadcast over the airwaves.

Stay safe, people.

Don’t forget about 515-808-2362, the number that rings and then plays the John Cena thing.

309-889-0497 plays the evangelation theme

Evangelation

There’s also 855-523-9386 which will respond to the caller with a robot beat boxing Korn’s “Freak on a Leash”.

Who knew so many weird almost useless phone numbers existed?

This is wonderful

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sappling:

anxiety: everyone hates u
me: idk i dont think that-
anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly
me: damn u right :/

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sicsen:

Glow Blog

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